About
Who are you?
My names Dan. I’m a 28 year old slacker from Sydney, Australia. My interests include just about anything except interpretive dance. It is my kryptonite.
What is this blog about?
To quote Douglas Adams, this blog is about Life, the Universe and Everything. Except interpretive dance.
Where did the name of this blog come from?
It comes from a quote from my good pal Arnold Schwarzenegger. I should have a video up soon.
Were you trying to be ironic with that name?
Not intentionally, no. I just thought the name would be funny. Like most mistakes in life, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you have a kangaroo as a pet?
No. It’s a little known fact outside of Australia that kangaroos have a tendency to eat babies and small dogs. This being the case it is illegal to keep kangaroos as pets. Dingoes however are fine. You’d be hard pressed finding an incident of a dingo eating a baby.
Do you eat vegemite?
Of course. You can’t call yourself a true Australian if you don’t.
What is it made of?
Alot of people are under the impression that vegemite is made from just yeast extract. What they don’t know about is the secret ingredient - roasted koala hearts.
You done talking with yourself?
For the time being, yes.
