Monday, October 8th, 2007...3:09 pm
Kim Jong-Il Is A Self-Proclaimed ‘Internet expert’
I found this pretty amusing. Kim Jong-Il has told delegates at the recent inter-Korean summit that he is an Internet expert. Apparently he doesn’t like what he sees on the net because he’s reluctant to allow people further access. Sounds to me like he just wants to keep all the porn to himself.
Kim told delegates at this week’s historic inter-Korean summit his Internet expertise made him reluctant to allow further access to the Web in the communist state, the South’s Yonhap news agency reported. Kim’s comment came as he turned down South Korea’s proposal that a joint industrial park in the communist state be connected to the Internet. “I am an Internet expert. Many problems would arise if the Internet is connected to other parts of the North,” Yonhap quoted Kim as saying. On his way home to Seoul from the summit in Pyongyang, Roh said Kim seemed to be “very familiar with the technical aspects of the Internet.” (source)
9 Comments
October 10th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Internet expert heh. Maybe he wants all the bandwidth for himself.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:03 am
lol, funny observation on the porn to himself … but I just imagined him getting turned on …
thanks for the imagery
October 16th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Give the man a break. Running one of the most bank rupt and authoritorian countries around is hard work. A man with that job needs to sit down to quality instant porn for relaxation. Can’t have the plebs tying up bandwidth.
Oppo
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October 19th, 2007 at 7:36 am
wow.. that was too funny.. i never pictured it that way… porn and Kim Jong-Il
October 26th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
He looks like an expert. Love that hair, too. Sorta Korean Don King.
November 8th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
“Sounds to me like he just wants to keep all the porn to himself.”
haha.. I wouldn’t visit Korea for a while
November 27th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! This blog made me laugh out loud - and I’m a loud laugher. Looking forward to more… ginger
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Expert or not, his video about his Bodyguards being trained has become one of the most viewed videos on both YouTube and Digg.
So much so that it now comes up in the Google SERPs for the term ‘Bodyguards’ from all the links to it
May 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Yes it seems that The Dear Leader is an expert at all he turns his hand to. Including golf where apparently he gets several hole in one’s every round he plays. Truly a man head and shoulders above all others.
Dear Leader can I get my kids back now please.
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