Wednesday, July 18th, 2007...1:56 pm
Maddox Targets The iPhone - Hilarity Ensues
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Well we finally have an unmistakably negative review of the iPhone and it’s from one of the most infamous writers on the Internet.
In his typically crude style Maddox points out how terrible the iPhone is and how stupid you are if you own one, whilst praising his Nokia E70 - going so far as to call it the pinnacle of human achievement.
Despite all the sarcasm and swearing, he puts together a rather convincing argument. And a hilarious one at that.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that’s even more advanced than the iPhone’s tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you’re pressing them! The technology is called “tactile response,” and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called “buttons.”
For those of you who have never read Maddox’s work before I suggest checking out some his earlier articles as well. If you don’t like his raw style, that’s okay, he’s not for everyone. But if you do enjoy it, you’ll be hooked. Unfortunately he doesn’t update very often these days.